By Special Correspondent
We from the BS daily are very very sorry to inform all our (idiotic) readers that the architect (and the longest link) of Modern BS Shri Shri Shri (1008) Sachin (ji) baba is no more.
Sachin (Ka) poor was found by our special correspondent "Muski" in his appartment in the late hours of the night. The reson for this sudden demise is yet to be known. As per the investigating officer the reason will come to light only after DNA test of his body .
Preliminary investigations have revealed that there was no forced entry in the appartment ( that implies that J.P and vijay, of Shrivastav ji ki dukan , are suspects as he used to call them offen to see movies. They also had the duplicate keys to the house).
Grand Old man of BS ( oldest and only surviving species from the Noha's arc) Shri Shashank Pandey was the first one to give condolences. He said that this a great loss to the nation. Shri Shashank Pandey feels this as a bias on the part of God for he has atempted sucide 500 times by drowning him self in the pool of shit but has survived without food and water in this pool of sewage for ages, and shri Sachin kapoor is gone so soon.
We will like all our readers who would like to give condolences to please contact the BS members in person and drink to forget this loss. The BS News will like to give full credit to the special correspondent (under cover in under wears) Mr "Muskki" aka Mr Nitesh for bringing this news first.
"Hallowed be thy name O! Sachin Kapoor"
