Beta Himesh

Ladies of gentlemen and gentlemen on ladies. The latest sensation in the world of tragedy, tyranny, suffocation and humiliation -- BETA HIMESH (BH).

The picture is worth more than a million words but i will try my level best to give a brief intro to the most happening guy in the circuit The BH.

The guy is a pro man ! he has been there on the circuit of sensational humiliation for along time but shot to fame lately after an enlightening hiking to Lonavala.

Ladies please control your feelings the guy is available only to handsome men . The huge Gay following that he attracts can be understood only by seeing his style. The short black beard , the classes, the cap and the ability to almost eat the mic , this guys is hotter than Himesh himself.

A person with immense hair all over his body and a look that baffles the best of the best in the world of paleontology, BH has demonstrated that with courage, enthusiasm, and passion any thing can sing.

He is the one guys , look out for him on papers he is sure to make it big.

Salutations to Beta Himesh.

Hallowed be thy name! RIP Sachin (Ka)poor

By Special Correspondent

We from the BS daily are very very sorry to inform all our (idiotic) readers that the architect (and the longest link) of Modern BS Shri Shri Shri (1008) Sachin (ji) baba is no more.

Sachin (Ka) poor was found by our special correspondent "Muski" in his appartment in the late hours of the night. The reson for this sudden demise is yet to be known. As per the investigating officer the reason will come to light only after DNA test of his body .

Preliminary investigations have revealed that there was no forced entry in the appartment ( that implies that J.P and vijay, of Shrivastav ji ki dukan , are suspects as he used to call them offen to see movies. They also had the duplicate keys to the house).

Grand Old man of BS ( oldest and only surviving species from the Noha's arc) Shri Shashank Pandey was the first one to give condolences. He said that this a great loss to the nation. Shri Shashank Pandey feels this as a bias on the part of God for he has atempted sucide 500 times by drowning him self in the pool of shit but has survived without food and water in this pool of sewage for ages, and shri Sachin kapoor is gone so soon.

We will like all our readers who would like to give condolences to please contact the BS members in person and drink to forget this loss. The BS News will like to give full credit to the special correspondent (under cover in under wears) Mr "Muskki" aka Mr Nitesh for bringing this news first.

"Hallowed be thy name O! Sachin Kapoor"